The more I consider it the more I am convinced that Andie MacDowell's character in Four Weddings & A Funeral is a dick.
She on more than one occasion sleeps with a guy who has blatant romantic feelings for her, continuously sods off, doesn't keep in touch and then marries some stiff she obviously doesn't love for wealth and security - having dragged her poor puppy dog eyed lover to look at wedding dresses with her that she looks stunning in, for her wedding to another dude - a dick move if ever there was one!
When that 'fairy tale' marriage ends in flames (surprise!!!) she then crashes Hugh's wedding day obviously knowing this will set his mind in a total spin meaning he leaves poor old crazy "Duck Face" at the altar.
All of that "I liked you saying it" crap about how Hugh loves her...that really makes my piss boil; if you liked it so much then don't be a dick and say it back.
She manages to make Hugh feel sexually inadequate and yet also complements him at the same time...truly the skills of a world class, gold medalist head-fucker.
And then....and then....sigh, there is the almost unforgivable cheap dig at Hugh in her wedding speech "Thanks but I'll keep you posted". Bang out of order.
Your boring Husband's speech killed the jolly, fat, waistcoat wearing, gay played by Simon Callow. Although his overacting was running a little thin at that point in the film and according to the the title of the movie someone had to die.
Carrie, you massive bitch!
The guy loved you and had floppy 90's hair.
FLOPPY 90's HAIR!
Christ, woman what more did you want?!?
Half of Scotland obviously.
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